I gain, I lose, I gain, my mom said I’m like a rubber band. Doing a lot of different
activities that challenge you is the key and teaching just came naturally to me.
It’s the perfect combination. You get a group fitness instructor who is a professional
stand up comic. It’s the best of both worlds. I keep it realzzz.
(Go to Stand Up
to read more about my comedy.)
I’ve tried to get fit my whole life but just couldn’t find the right classes w/motivating
teachers who wouldn’t bore me to tears. Most instructors would be more concerned
about themselves getting their workout “on” than motivating and guiding their students
to do better. I just did the minimum. No wonder I couldn’t lose weight. It was
not fun. BORING!
I love indoor cycling and so many teachers would play the same music
over and over and do the same ride each time, I would be busy rolling my eyes. I
didn’t even break a sweat. That’s when I decided to teach it myself. I promise you,
you will get addicted. Not only do I teach indoor cycling, I also teach bodywork,
boot camp, boxing & aqua fitness.
I feel the best way for you to thrive and get results
is to be in a group environment where you are pushed to go further than you thought
you could. I will be there every step of the way making sure you are in da zone.
I love cracking jokes and having fun while working out. You will not only burn
calories you’ll get the bonus of laughter. I can also do one on one training if
that is what you prefer. Sign up today.
I am still working on my fitness as well
so we are in this together. After I teach I try to take regular crossfit classes
as well. I’m constantly changing my workouts. You’ll never know what’s next but
you’ll know this FO SHO, you’ll B working hard & in da zone whether you’re indoor
cycling w/ me or doing the 5 B Body workout. This is all up to u to make that commitment
& I will be there rooting for you. SHOUT OUTS.
TIDBITS
- Drinks Corona Light & Michelob 55 (b/c it’s low in calories)
- Likes buff arms
- Takes crossfit classes (I am addicted)
- Seattle is her hometown
- Graduated from the University of WA with a broadcast journalism degree and worked as a television news reporter
- Performed stand up at more than 100 Universities & colleges across the United States
- Certified through AFAA (primary group exercise) in boxing, boot camp, bodyworks,
aqua fit, kick boxing, Latin Heat, indoor cycling, personal training & group barbell,
senior fitness & stability ball and CPR certified - More than 100 continuing education credits in fitness
- Loves The Pet Shop Boys, Maroon 5, New Order, Keane and George Michael
- Participated in her first ½ marathon in 2011
- Has hung out with gays since she was a little girl and
continues to do so - Favorite movie is Moulin Rouge!
- Teaches groups & individuals privately
- Is not a beach person (I’m not hanging 10 fool)
- Does not do well with wishee washee folks
- Loves sweating bullets
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